Bigly Jig

By Dave DeLange

Bigly Jig

This is a tune that Tim wrote just before the 2016 election while watching one of the debates on TV. It seemed comical, and he came up with this happy little jig, which inspired me to have a little fun with some lyrics. 

Here's the song that I came up with for the 2016 election dance called the Bigly Jig.

Bigly Jig

VERSE 1:

He sings from his nads
And not from his brain
He says what he feels
It drives me insane
He may seem like
A male chauvinist pig
But he's really just singing
The Bigly Jig

VERSE 2:

He's not whom you wanted
He's not what you hoped
Just cover your bits
O'lest you be groped
He may seem like
A male chauvinist pig
But he's really just singing
The Bigly Jig

CHORUS:

Don't wiggle or jiggle
His big yellow wig
It's Hitler's mustache
In this Bigly Jig
He may seem like
A male chauvinist pig
But he's really just singing
The Bigly Jig

VERSE 3:

If you think we're in trouble
You think it's the end
Then hide in your bubble
with family and friends
Or raise a pint
And get used to this gig
Consider your part
Of the Bigly Jig

VERSE 4:

You can go to DC
You can join a march
Or locate a mob
And spark up a torch
It's not up to science
Or reason or trip
It's up to HIS GOD
In this Bigly Jig

CHORUS:

VERSE 5:

If you checked the box
right next to his name
Then logic would say
That you are to blame
Don't say it was fraud
Don't say it was rigged
Or that Russians influenced
The Bigly Jig

VERSE 6:

If they say it is truth
But inside it still hurts
Alternative facts
To cover the dirt
The more he shovels
The more they will dig
To cover the lies
Of this Bigly Jig

CHORUS: